I live in an apartment or condo as they call it here or flat as we call it back home with 5 other people. The problem is that it’s a 2 bedroom “some will call it a 2.5 bedroom” the owner (Andrew) tells me. I would not. A solarium to…

It’s amazing how quickly you can forget about someone. One moment they are your entire world and then the next they no longer exist. I haven’t become more uncaring. I’ve merely learnt what to care about. I heard an old saying once before that applies here: “caring schmaring”.

I had the craziest dream where I thought I was protecting you. We entered a building lived in by one of your associates. As we entered the suite your associate took you upstairs and you turned to me and said “give me a few minutes.” Your eyes said sorry, you…

I used to masterbate with soap. It was fine, I didn’t know what lube was yet and moisturiser was for women and gays. I thought for the longest time, that as you grow up, your penis loses its skin, similar to a snake, it sheds its skin and grows into…

I wake up wanting to pee. I go to lay in bed hoping to sleep, but needing to pee. I pee once, nothing comes out. Twice, nothing comes out. The third time, I ignore it as long as I can — finally, I can’t anymore. Disgruntled I walk to the…

I do have a reoccurring dream that doesn’t reoccur anymore. Funny how that winds up to be the case. It’s about snakes. But that’s a story for another time. — — I woke up this morning, with my shirt half way across the room. I don’t recall doing it, but…

Lately, I find myself having the same dream: I own a cattle farm. Where I work, live, eat and sleep. I get up in the morning and say hello to my cattle. I feed them. Talk to them. I massage them. I then go for a walk in my field…