I used to masterbate with soap. It was fine, I didn’t know what lube was yet and moisturiser was for women and gays. I thought for the longest time, that as you grow up, your penis loses its skin, similar to a snake, it sheds its skin and grows into a larger, fresher skin. So every time my penis was losing its skin I was excited, in pain, but excited that I would be having a larger penis soon.

As time went on this happened more and more frequently, every few days sometimes. I thought…